remember back in sixth grade, when it was all the rage to let your pants sag and have your boxers exposed? i did that once, and my mom saw me and man oh man was she pissed. in retrospect, what in god's name were we thinking?
so, apparently, my e-mail address is circling its merry way around nigeria.
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from: yourcareer@shilty.com
to: Michael Ross
date: Mon, Oct 5, 2009 at 2:17 AM
subject: Michael Ross, a vacancy of Part time position for a student may be interesting to you
Hello, Michael Ross! I found your resume interesting. Our company needs Part time position for a student. Salary - 14.000 USD. Our site address - http://www.shilty.com/?cs=qkme8xf1b4.
Sincerely yours, HR-director.
Cilicia Miller
Shilty Company
http://www.shilty.com/?cs=qkme8xf1b4
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umm, first of all: SHITTY company!?!!!?? that should be anybody's first clue. i shan't dwell on the myriad grammatical, uhh, points of interest, but note "cilicia"'s usage of the decimal comma, as is common in anglophone african countries such as nigeria, as opposed to the decimal point as used in the united states.
in other news, i went to the beach at fish hoek yesterday afternoon. i took metrorail, which offers beautiful views of false bay since the track hugs the shoreline, but unfortunately, i had a stomachache whilst there. :( also, it got cloudy. meh.
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