i'm going to philadelphia this weekend to visit adam's friends from high school, not mine, because mine are too far away

dear friends of high school of mine,

please come visit me in washington dc as i am lonely and i get a little more jealous every time someone's friend from home visits them here at gw. it's really not that expensive; you are confusing airfare to the east coast with airfare to majorca. oh, and while you're at it, try to find a way to bring me in-n-out. i miss in-n-out.

kthxbye.

love,
michael