clearly i'm not studying for my midterm right now

Why is it that, after nearly 19 years, I still can't stand the sight of the man in the mirror? Damn.

Anyway, this week has been pretty good. Erin came down to the Bou on Thurs. and decided to help us close. She also partook in our victory celebration because we CRUSHED PIP!!!!! (we beat our sales goal by $600 which was reason for a Top Gun-style high 5). Our victory celebration continued at J St. where Yvette orgasmed a little over the make your sandwich bar.

Quotes from the evening:

"Oh my God... this is AMAZING!!! We don't have ANYTHING like this at Maryland!!!"
- Yvette, on our sandwich bar

"I didn't realize you pay by the pound!!!"
- Yvette, after making the world's largest sandwich

"We crushed scone PIP!!!"
- Erin, mocking our sales goals at the Bou

"There is no way in hell I'm living with the sorority sluts!!!"
- Erin, on the girls from PA who might sublet Jaren's room

Of course, the festivities continued last night, when I went up to Maryland for the night. They actually have some pretty fun parties and I love their campus. It should be fun living with Yvette & Erin and taking classes there this summer :)

Next weekend is Philadelphia with Kieran, Garrett, Alicia, Shannon, & Jayne... but first there's my sociology midterm on Wed. Fuck my life. Speaking of which, my soc prof. started talking to me yesterday in the Marvin Center... wtf?????

OK, so it looks like I'll be spending spring break here in DC, but does anybody want to go to Ocean City or somewhere for a day or 2?

I don't like studying. I don't really care about structural entrepreneurship. I want to become a flight attendant after I graduate. Am I crazy for seriously considering this?

Kieran's roommate got arrested last night. I'm surprised I haven't fucked up THAT bad yet.

I need to buy groceries. And socks. All of mine have holes in them.

I think at this point, I'm just procrastinating studying.

I miss §.

I still hate the man in the mirror.